things I’ll buy when I’m rich, #47: Winscape

This is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen. An enterprising designer/developer figured out how to rig up two flatscreens with custom software and video so that they not only look like windows that overlook the world’s most scenic vistas, but the view changes as you move around the windows!

The video above is cool enough (I seriously thought it was completely fake the first time I saw it), but you really need to see the “making of” video on the rationalcraft.com site to truly appreciate the genius behind this.

I’ve seen sites that have said that you can buy such a setup for only $3K, but I don’t see any proof of that on the creator’s site. Heck, just the two TVs would cost that much. Regardless of what it costs, if I was rich, I’d get this installed. Imagine if you had this in your bedroom. Every morning you could wake up on the space station, in your mountain fortress, lost in the desert, or on a speeding train. The imagination runs wild. And think about how cool it will be once glasses-free 3D TVs finally come out. It would be a holodeck-like viewing experience.

Sure, for right now, it’s an expensive (but cool) indulgence for people richer than I am. But someday, baby, someday…

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this is pretty accurate

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At least, this is how I would’ve felt before having kids. Kids change everything–even your desire to be among the heroic survivors of a zombie apocalypse.

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good times

I totally forgot I still had this on Youtube and rediscovered it while looking for another video. This is actually part two–where I confront Maddie about her bad language. Part one was where she first went off on a tourette’s-like rant in the car. I took that one down because we kept getting hate mail from people who thought we were awful parents. They may have been right, but they didn’t need to be so mean about it.

BTW, Maddie hasn’t dropped an f-bomb in about four years, so I don’t think this ruined her for life. Just sayin’, judgmental peers.

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Epic TV Medley

Some things are just so cool, they need to be shared.

A lot of work must’ve gone into this.  I wish I had that kind of talent (and time).

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Cable Chat

Man, Charter Cable employees just don’t seem to have a sense of humor.

I recently jumped into an online chat with a rep in order to cancel one of our cable boxes.  I like their “chat with an agent” support option–I find that I can speak to a person immediately when I choose that, as opposed to trying to navigate the phone tree.  And I can do it while I work on other things, so it’s less of a hassle and my coworkers don’t have to hear the painful conversations.

Anyway, this is from the tail end of today’s conversation:

TTM Joy : You’re welcome. Is there anything else that I can help you with today regarding your cable?
William McLochlin: Nope, that’s all I needed. Thanks!
TTM Joy : I see that you have our cable, and internet. These are excellent services.
William McLochlin: So is your phone service. I just wish I knew more about it.
William McLochlin: Just kidding, of course. ;) Have a good night!
TTM Joy : I show that we offer the Sport tier in your area. It would add on the extra sports channels that we offer. Would you like to add the Sports tier to your account today?
William McLochlin: No thanks. We’re sort of maxed out on budget right now.
William McLochlin: Which is why we need to scale back a little. :(
TTM Joy : Are you sure? I show that it’s only $5.00 a month. Which is less than a quarter a day.
William McLochlin: Haha, you make it sound tempting. But no thanks. I’m a computer geek, so it’s not the right tier for me. Do you offer a tier called “channels that will guarantee you never get a date?”
William McLochlin: Maybe something solely made up of sci fi and superhero shows?
TTM Joy : No.
William McLochlin: You’ve got my email–let me know when that one’s added.
TTM Joy : I do apologize I do not have access to email. However you can always call in or chat in every so often to see if anything has changed in your area.
William McLochlin: Haha, thanks, Joy. I’ll do that.
TTM Joy : Your welcome.
TTM Joy : Are there any more questions I can answer for you?
William McLochlin: Nope, that’s all I had. Thanks again and have a good night.

You’ll note that I took a wrong turn for a minute, there.  I was sure she was going to try to sell me “the bundle”–they’re always pushing their phone service on me when I call.  I didn’t expect her to throw the sports tier at me.  The ironic thing about her trying to sell me anything is that I called to disconnect one of our boxes, telling her that we could no longer afford it.  So I guess she thought disconnecting the box in the bedroom would open up funds for more tiers.

Anyway, you probably won’t find this as funny as I did.  I just thought I would share.

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Why I don’t believe in Twitter

First, I should clarify: When I say “I don’t believe in Twitter,” that’s not to say I don’t believe it exists, like Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny. What I mean is, “I don’t believe in Twitter as the next evolution of communication, newsgathering and personal expression.” And maybe even, “I don’t believe the company has the upside that everyone seems to think it has.”

Twitter has been one of the hottest topics in the Internet world for at least two years, and has continued to grow in both users and value during that time.  The company is now valued around $1 billion, and supposedly has over 75 million users.  Every major company–including my own–and most celebrities and sports figures are trying to find a way to leverage Twitter as a marketing and promotional tool.  You can’t have a social media discussion without Twitter being a large part of it.

But I believe there are some fatal flaws with Twitter that, while they won’t kill its use completely and revert it to “fad” status, will impede the technology’s growth and usage.

1. By nature, Twitter is a poor tool for two-way communication. This is simple: the more a person’s/company’s popularity increases on Twitter, the less useful the tech is for communicating back and forth with their audience.  Sure, they can send messages out to the masses, but the more masses there are following them, the harder it will become to parse all of the messages coming back in.  When you see something like the Ashton vs. CNN race to a million followers, what you’re actually seeing is the race to become a total broadcast-only account, since no entity is capable of handling the influx of messages sure to come from an audience that big.  And when a Twitter account becomes a broadcast medium, that leads to another problem…

2. Twitter is less effective as a broadcast tool than basic blog and RSS technology. This is also pretty simple: When it comes to one-way broadcasting tools, there are way more efficient, stylish and full-featured toolsets available using basic blog tech.  A free Movable Type, Wordpress or even Tumblr account provides the ability to post via mobile device, allows the user to add inline images and video, allows sorting by category and metatags, allows fans to subscribe via RSS feeds, comes complete with great commenting and crosslinking features, and, while allowing for posts under 140 characters, doesn’t limit the author to this arbitrary number.  The only benefit Twitter can be seen to have over a blog is that it forces the writer to be concise, but every active Twitter user I follow ignores that requirement and works around it by posting multiple tweets in a row.  Which brings us to the next problem.

3. Twitter has little value as a tool for creative expression thanks to Twitter flooding. I’ve been delighted to hear about people using Twitter as a creative exercise, including users like shitmydadsays, whitewhines and manvszombie, and love reading what these users post.  But with some of the more active users posting twenty or more times per day, following just a few dozen users means that the more creative posts like these will get lost in the noise.  And even if you can find their posts, any ongoing thread or concept gets interrupted too much by the other random tweets.  So if you’re a user like manvszombie, who posts from a fictional world where the zombie apocalypse has happened, your thread will lose it’s creative juice when constantly interrupted by posts with meaningless updates on your other followee’s daily lives.

So if Twitter isn’t a great tool for two-way communication, isn’t the best broadcast medium, and fails as a means of creative expression, what’s it good for?  I honestly can’t say, and I don’t think I’m in the minority.  Although Twitter may boast 75 million users, studies show that only about 17% of users have posted at least once in the last month, with over fifty percent never having posted at all.  Also about half of all Twitter users aren’t following anyone, while a similar number have no followers, themselves.  Not exactly an active userbase.  In fact, another study showed that ten percent of the Twitter userbase create 90% of its content.  That’s not an immediate sign of death, of course, as some broadcast mediums (television, for example) have an even greater creation vs. consumption disparity.  But it is a bad stat for a service seeking to be more than a sit-back-and-watch-what-happens medium.

An even worse stat for Twitter fans is the lack of growth in the youth market.  Thirtysomething hipsters may control the popular press and generate a lot of buzz, but they’re growing older and becoming less relevant every day.  The future belongs to the youth, and they aren’t impressed by Twitter.  Recent research shows that only 8% of teens are into Twitter.  If those users can’t be lured away from Facebook and texting, Twitter may’ve already hit its peak of popularity and could see a large decline as it moves forward.  After all, as smart phone penetration increases, mobile users won’t necessarily need to read their news and entertainment in 140-character chunks, but may turn to the RSS feeds and blog solutions mentioned above.

Anyway, because of its current buzz and the fact that I work in an industry that’s all about buzz, I can’t ignore it completely.  But I’m obviously not Twitter’s biggest fan.  And I look at the buzz and the growth and the large userbase with skepticism and doubt.  Twitter probably won’t go away completely–it may have already cemented its place as a cultural milestone.  But I don’t think it will ever rival the big players in social media, and I think the buzz its generated will soon move to another tech.  Meaning it’s more MySpace than Facebook–a stepping stone in the evolution of online communication, and not the final destination.

Disagree with me?  Post your counterpoints in the comments below.

Oh, and don’t forget to follow me on Twitter, username pushthepulldoor!  Sure, I haven’t posted in months, but I’ve been wrong before, and if Twitter does inherit the earth, I’m going to need to build my followers.

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Ramenbox Unboxing

This may be the most boring thing I’ve ever posted, but I mainly did it to test out the video that my new iPhone 3GS can capture.  I’d ordered some ramen noodles from Ramenbox.com a week ago, and they came in yesterday.  This is what I found.

What I also discovered is that, although the iPhone can capture video in 16:9, it uploads to Youtube sideways.  Great.

UPDATE: In the video, I claimed to be missing a box. I forgot that some of the packs can count for two (or even three) spaces. So I wasn’t missing anything–in fact, I got one freebee, so I got more than I paid for.

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Improv on Infinite Earths

I don’t know if I think this is awesome or awful.  It’s an improv comedy troupe doing their normal improv thing, but as the Justice League and Legion of Doom.  Meaning every act is done in character.

As a geek, I’m sure I’d absolutely love watching something like this.  But who would I ever get to go with me?  My wife wouldn’t get half of the jokes.  It would be sort of like my Comic-Con experience, in the fact that I’d be surrounded by people, but still somehow lonely.

Also, I find it hard to believe all of the improv group members are up on their DC history, so there’s a very good chance the ubergeek inside of me would get annoyed when one of them said something that was obviously out of character.  And my irritation would be even more annoying to my wife, if she was with me.  No spouse likes to see her otherwise normal hubby turn into the Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons.

From the pumpkins on the stage, I’m guessing this was the group’s Halloween show.  I’m sure it was at least a blast for the participants, even if some of the audience got lost now and then.  I wonder why some enterprising San Diego improv troupe hasn’t tried the same concept the week of the big convention.  Tickets would sell out for sure.

If this is your thing–and I don’t think there’s a grey area here, either you get it or you don’t–then you can watch six more parts here.

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Annoying Lost Fans?

The best part of the clip below isn’t its spot-on depiction of the obsessive nature of true Lost fans, it’s the original footage of show producers Carlton Cuse and Damon Lindeloff.  I have infrequent contact with television series showrunners and producers as part of my job, and while some of them are absolutely stellar people, there are just as many that take themselves way too seriously and are thus a pain to deal with.  I’ve never gotten that impression from the Lost producers.  I was lucky enough to attend Comic-Con and hear Cuse and Lindeloff speak in multiple panels, and they always had an air of humility and humor to their talks.  They seemed like guys you’d feel totally comfortable having a beer with.  And their inclusion in the Onion video shows that they don’t mind laughing with (at?) their own fanbase.


Final Season Of ‘Lost’ Promises To Make Fans More Annoying Than Ever

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Go Colts!

The Colts/Ravens AFC playoff game has been underway for about an hour now, but because I was out with the family, I am just about to start watching it on my DVR.  It should be a good game, and despite the odds being in the Colts favor, I’m nervous.

Yes, the Colts have beaten the Ravens in seven straight, and yes, the Colts were 13-0 and heading for an undefeated season before pulling their starters while the Ravens barely made playoffs.  And yes, Manning just won yet another MVP award and their defense is finally healthy.  But strange things happen in playoffs, especially where the Colts are concerned.

I can definitely see this being a close game, where the Colts show up rusty and turn the ball over several times against the fierce Ravens defense (I’m not a believer in resting starters in the final few regular season games, especially when you have a bye).  Even more likely, they move the ball well but have trouble in the red zone and happen to settle for field goals, while the Colts D plays well and gets sacks, but allows just enough big plays (their playoff achilles heel over the years) and they get upset in a low scoring game.

I’m not being a pessimist–I think I just choose to hope for the best and expect the worst.  So if (when?) the Colts win, I’ll be pleasantly surprised.  And if they lose, maybe my low expectations will make me feel less violent.

So my prediction for this game, which is already half over even though I’ve yet to see a play?  Ravens win 17-13.

Now I’ll spend the rest of the evening hoping to be wrong.

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