HTML Tags and Text I Hope I Never Write

From last Thursday's edition of Yankee Pot Roast:

Some HTML Tags and Text I Hope I Never Write

by Greg Boose

I just have to swing by <a href=http://www.applebees.com/> work </a> first.

The <a href=http://www.joinrudy2012.com/> President </a> took office this month.

I'm finally getting a new <a href=http://www.automobiles.honda.com/CR-V/> car </a>.

My <a href=http://www.myspace.com/RudeDawwwgPartyMonster_57/> dad </a> just got remarried.

Only three more days until I leave for <a href=http://www.ci.detroit.mi.us/> vacation </a>.

I'd love to come over tonight, but my <a href=http://www.mtv.com/tila_tequila/> show </a> is on.

Luckily, the doctor said <a href=http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crab_louse> it's </a> easily treatable nowadays.

<a href=http://www.barrybonds.com/> He's </a> officially in the Hall of Fame.

I Googled my new <a href=http://www/nationalsexoffenderregistry.org> roommate </a> today.

I've never been <a href=http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/> busier </a>.

After all these years, they're finally doing a <a href=http://www.imdb.com/title/The_Garbage_Pail_Kids_Movie> sequel </a>!