I just read a report that actor/comedian Dustin Diamond, who played Screen on Saved by the Bell, has stage 4 cancer. The article doesn’t specify the type of cancer, but notes that it began in his throat and that he’s beginning chemotherapy.
Today I learned that Paula Pell and James Anderson are two SNL writers who are responsible for some of the funniest sketches in recent history, AND that Paula Pell has some of the most amazing tricks I’ve ever seen a human perform.
But it’s not what you think–I’m not talking about porn. I mean, porn’s great and all, but there’s something else I enjoy partaking in more, when I’m down in the basement late at night, after everyone else in my family has gone to bed.